Settle it in clay.
Send two photos. We turn them into lumpy clay fighters and make them brawl, late-night 90s TV style. A person checks every fight before it reaches you.
From £11.99. Your card is only charged once we accept your order.
How it works
Add photos, voices and ideas
Two photos, and if you like, short voice clips and ideas for the fight. As much or as little as you want.
Pay securely
Your card is authorised, not charged. Payment is only taken once we accept your order.
We make your fight
A person checks your order, sculpts your clay fighters and makes the video.
Watch and share
Within 24 hours. Watch, download and post it. Your link works for 30 days.
Prices
Final prices. No subscription, nothing added at checkout.
A 30-second fight in two rounds, 720p, with a small watermark.
A full minute: four rounds, 720p, with and without the watermark.
Adds a clean version to Standard or Rematch. Included with Main Event.
A new 30-second fight with the same two fighters, from your order page within 30 days.
From the ring
Shared with permission from both fighters.
Fair fights only
You need both people's explicit permission to use their photos and voices, and both must be 18 or over. We check every order by hand and turn down anything aimed at hurting someone.
Your photos and voice clips are used for one thing: making your video. They're deleted as soon as it's delivered. How we handle your files
Questions
What photos work best?
One person per photo, face clearly visible, good light, no heavy filters. Head and shoulders is enough. Full body helps us match clothes and build.
Can the fighters talk?
Add a voice clip of up to 10 seconds for each person and they'll trade insults in their own voices. Record straight on the order page, or upload a voice memo. Skip it and they'll get cartoon voices.
When am I charged?
At checkout your card is only authorised. We take the payment once we accept your order. If we decline it, the hold is cancelled and you pay nothing.
How long does it take?
Within 24 hours. On a very busy day it can take up to 48 hours, and your order page will always show where things are.
What won't you make?
Anything involving children, public figures, or someone who hasn't agreed. Nothing targeting race, religion, disability or sexuality. The full list
Can I post it on TikTok or Instagram?
Yes. Your order page has a share button that sends the video straight to your phone's apps. Please switch on the platform's "AI-generated" label when you post.
Can I get it without the watermark?
Main Event includes a clean version. For Standard or Rematch, add "Remove the watermark" for £2.99.
Do you deliver worldwide?
Yes. Everything happens online, and you can pay in pounds, dollars or euros.
What if something looks wrong?
If there's a technical fault, like a glitch or a fighter that doesn't look like their figure, we'll re-make it once for free. Refunds and cancellations
What happens to my photos?
They stay on your device until you pay, then upload privately. We use them only to make your video and delete them as soon as it's delivered. The video itself is deleted after 30 days.